Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year From Me To You

To You:

The clock will spin forward tonight
marking another passage
Humanity hoping for the bright
The future turns present.

You will breathe fresh new Air
with dreams renewed
vows declared

But 'ere this change occurs
Look back a bit and see
Your smile finding me
caused my heart sweet purrs.

Back and forth we ride
o're the years and decades
whilst we laughed and cried
we enjoy each others visage.

Remember before we knew
each others dreams and wants
While still we could enchant
ourselves with future views?

Champagne, party favors
The dress fits round the waist
Midnight kisses, lovers wishes
Lips meld with all pleasures.

Forward we go now
Backwards do we leave
Our lives upon our daring sleeve
Our future pushing at the prow.

Lauren Weyland December 31, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

The Boy Who Loved Music

The Joy Of Music - Chantal Harvey

Hope you Enjoy This ( please watch)
In ONE HOUR 1pm SL is the Machinima event of SL.."The Boy Who Loved Music"

The Week End Year

To All:

We are now in the season of Merry Between and Happy Next Week. It's the best Holiday week of the year. There are no presents to buy and no resolutions to keep. This year we will have a repeat of the long weekend from work but even better no one takes the last week of December seriously except for traffic cops.

All that we striven for during the past year and have not succeeded at slowly eases like the last drops from the shower head, drip drip drip, after a long shower. Depending on the year the drips are either cold or hot but one thing we know our penchant for hope will flow with the rush of an unrestricted shower head on that first day of deja vu. January 1st.

I have never studied the history of the calendar and wonder, before humans delineated time, whether those (before) were confused by what is now called "Indian Summer" (warm days in mid January) and even further back whence humankind emerged from (they say the Sudan...whomever 'they' is) why there was any concept other then day and night.

If we had not developed the clock how long would we have lived? How late would we have been? How fast would a jog be?

Was there 'weekend' sex back then for those partnered for many years?

When would you make a resolution? How long would it last? But I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be like the one I'm making now "to fit a pair of slacks" so my waist will be like 23 and the rest of me,unfortunately, will remain ancient history.

OK Tickle yourself. You are still alive. Damn, now where did I put that skirt.


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all and hopefully you'll have a 'good' night. Meanwhile, Sunday at 1pm is the release of "The Boy Who Loved Music." As soon as I can I will post it here. I am very proud to have contributed to this fine children story.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

LaureLive at Hobo

Watch live streaming video from secondlifehobo at

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

All I Want for Christmas

My dear friend Veronika and hadji Xmas wish

My very dear friend Veronika's Xmas Wish

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Today, 1PM SL Da Vinci Isle Xmas Party Lauren Weyland Live comedy routine: Also, it's my FirstLife Birthday

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Come here my unscripted show. Only announcement now....hope you can make it

Thursday, December 17, 2009

SL Lost Tribute

Two dear friends made this video

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Open Mic tonight 4:30pm SLT with Lauren If you missed your giggle this week
New Blog - Lauren on Tiger

Tiger Cheetah Woods

Ok, by now everyone has heard about Tiger Woods and his peccadilloes. I am sure we will see the t-shirt soon with "I've been Tigered" on the front and "Cheetah" on the back. We all know now he is an incredible athlete on and off any field, even his "Field of Dreams."

But here is my take on the subject.

First: Why is it whenever a guy is out with a number of women he's considered by men a "cocks man" and if it's a woman with a number of men, she's a 'slut?"

Second: "Why are all these women having to find themselves compared to 'Elin' and that they are all called 'dogs' in the various publications.

I could go on but it's time to change the tunes of firstworld media slant. Let it be known from this day forward.

First: Tiger Wood's is not our local pastor, the Reverend Billy Grahman, Christ or the latest Disney character. He is an athlete. (side note....rumor has it Arnold Palmer probably still holds the 'green jacket' of escapades by a golfer.)

Second: Women are as sexually active as men (where did you think the 6.5 billion people on the planet came from?)

The news story here is only the loss of current endorsements. (I mean product endorsements not sexual ones. Although the late seem to be increasing.) And, the image is created by the advertising and product company green. You do realize there are people who probably worked on Mickey Mouse who....oh heaven forbid and since I don't know and have no need of a lawsuit....I will not exercise my right to freely be ridiculous. However, if Tiger goes back to golf course and starts winning (see Michael Jordan, etc) this will all fade and instead of selling Buick he'll be selling Ferrari. Instead of Nike, Versace. Instead of Accenture, Victoria Secret.

This is just another episode of the "Young and the Restless." No one knows the real Elin and how she feels. Perhaps Tiger is a cervix killer. But of course until the financial settlement there is still a myth to play.

And, since recorded history there have been 'peccadilloes'. But it was our friend "Bill" (Clinton for those of you who are wondering) who made it 'de rigueur.'

What 'is' is? What 'is' is! What 'is' is.

Pour the rum, get out the red peppers and let's heat up our lives. Remember, at your funeral they never recall your sexual escapades.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Tis Another Season:

The end of another year fast approaches. Have you decided what your SecondLife resolutions will be? Here are mine.

1. I will dust old particles from my SecondLife house before Spring.
2. I will refriend a past defriended.
3. I will visit at least 10 new sites with avatars I have never met.
4. I will sort my inventory by year and season.
Example: Dresses 2007 -Spring:
5. I will think of SL breast enhancement.
6. I will pick up and Linden's I find in the street. (I mean money)
7. I will not curse when I can't log on.
8. I will not hit my computer when graphics don't rez.
9. I will not covet my neighbors computer.
10. I will try to understand when someone crackle talks in SL.
11. I will walk more often and fly less.
12. I will cut my SL experience to less then 24 hours a day.

(more to follow) -- please add your own resolutions in the comment box.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tonight OPEN MIC with Lauren 4:30pm SLT. Lauren's Place on Cookie JWheels Presents

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Learning to Grow-Up

Before I get into this blog I would like to leave you a link to my Treet.TV show of Dec. 2nd LAURENLIVE

Now with that said I have opined of late regarding SecondLife and some of my thoughts were wrong (some were right.) There are changes and we will have to explore them or be left behind.

The Metaverse is forming into different worlds and directions.

Example we live (in SL) in an immersion world with many different grids developing (Blue Mars, Rezzables, Heritage, etc) They are all developing and although you can't bring your wardrobe to them perhaps you can think of going there, establishing your name. IBM and SL were able to tp between grids recently. This shows the possibilites. Linden Labs even has a new grid for education (outside of SL).

If you don't know what "Augmented Reality" is I suggest you Google and see another future that is here today. "Layar" is a leader in this field. Check their web page out.

For me, I will be spending sometime visiting all these worlds and seeing how "LaurenLive" will be able to grow a larger audience. I'm sure I will make many mis-steps during this learning curve but hey, if can't afford to fall you shouldn't try walking.

P.S. I guess everyone knew the drop in numbers at SL was due to many factors. The elimination of Bots. The purging of some non-active accounts. And, of course, those examining other worlds or changing lifestyles.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

If you missed the show last night it's here .
and if you can't get it live now
Tonight 4:30pm slt Lauren followed by Bart& Whirl mixed together.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Dec 1 @ 4:15pm SLT - come be on TV with Lauren. Wave to your Mom, smile at your kids.

Sex With Ducks: the Music Video by Garfunkel and Oates

Ok...these two girls are very funny. NOT SL but still a hoot. So it's my laugh to you till I write a new blog