The SecondLife census is an important part of Linden fact finding to discern where funds will be spent and on whom. It also helps land management and other planning for the future of our world. So, please make sure when you get your note card next week you answer all the question truthfully and return the card in the pre-paid self-addressed envelope.
Listed are the questions you will be receiving. This will help you prepare
Please answer every question completely. Sure, we already have this data,
but Viewer 2.0 takes longer to load everything so we thought we'd distract
you by making you fill this out.
1) How many residents are in your household?
Lindens using invisibility under God Mode so they can watch you "doing it"
(fortunately I'm an atheist so the God Mode won't work on me.)
2) What level of education has each resident obtained?
Orientation Island (yes Dorothy, Orientation Island is considered education)
The Shelter classes
Advanced classes through Art Door / Builders Brewery
Graduated from Woodbury or Rockcliffe University (please state degree)
3) Do you own any of the following pets?
Zooby cats or dogs
4) What level customer are you?
Top Level - I've given up and gone to Reaction Grid
5) What is your occupation?
Linden (For the purposes of this census this considered an occupation)
6) What is your race?
Snail (Every Saturday morning with RacerX Gullwing on Treet.tv!)
7) What is your gender?
Male pretending to be female
Female pretending to be male
Neither just a cat pretending to be (Meaning of "is" by Bill Clinton)
I have no idea anymore so please call me a therapist
8) Which viewer do you use?
Official Linden Lab Viewer 1.23
Official Linden Lab Viewer 2.0 beta
Facebook Farmville 2.0
Crystal Ball 4.1
9) Please list all land and homes
we also need to know are you in a poor neighborhood? Rich?
who are you neighbors? Do they look rich? Can we increase their tier?
Do you have a yatch?
Yes this land is taxable as well. Going offshore will not protect you from the Labs
10) Time spent in-world
Once a week
1 to 3 hours a day
3 to 6 hours a day
6 to 12 hours a day
12 to 24 hours a day
over 24 hours a day
Please list the number of avatars belonging to you
One to Ten
Ten to a Hundred
Hundred to a Thousand
Thousand to a Million
All the avatars are mine
(more questions to follow)
(i want to give credit to the person who came up with this idea but when I asked Crap Mariner he said he'd prefer to be anonymous.)