Monday, February 8, 2010

Where in the World is Lauren

Do you wonder where I am or what I am doing? Probably not but I'm still going to blog it. There is no joy in trying to wear a bikini in February. Especially when those prim marks from bearing little Lula make one's skin look like it's been hastily brushed in 'silverfish.'

The good news is the bra of a black bikini can always be squeezed a bit to almost increase a cup size which is quite a good look in the firstlife 'emerald' viewer. This particular swimsuit is a favorite. A reminder when everything under the skin knew exactly how to hold itself in place with the grace of an exotic gazelle.

The suit is black with red (almost invisible) stitching. The top has a nice round metal gather in the front and the bottoms are held by two easily untied string bows, one on each side. But this morning I noticed the disturbing white against tan and black (also known as a bikini line or in Brazil as a failure of class.) So this morning I am contemplating going 'topless.'

Well, the rest of them are doing it but I wonder how sensitive my nipples will be after a day of heat from the glorious sun. However, I intend to do this right after my morning breakfast. Today, I've got a wonderful baguette and a chocolate filled pastry. The strong French coffee's aroma has filled the villa's air with sensuous wake-up and I've decided 'butter' known in French as 'beurre' is not fattening. Nor will the morning's cigarette do anything but bring back memories of youth and sweaty love.

There won't be any 'sweaty love' since I am on vacation with a friend and my sweat partner is waiting for me when I return. A twist of fate. But that doesn't preclude one from the recollection of memories. Motorcycle fumes, hot bodies, salt air and a warm sun easily bring these thoughts to my frontal lobes.

Anyhow, this is your girl letting you know I miss you all and want to send you the touch, taste, aroma of sensuality.

Don't forget, I'll be back and on stage February 16th at 4:30pm (sim Tropical Treet) for another "LaurenLive@Treet.TV" but for today I am in my BoDerek 10 mood. Au Revoir Lauren

5 comments:

Dilana Llewellyn said...

LAUREN WAYLAND IS MY BABY MOMMA!
The twins miss you baby. . .bring home twinkies!

The Guerilla Poetess said...

Yes. We miss you. Yes we notice. And yes, we are currently raiding your closet and wine rack on Old Wives...

xoxox
Skylar

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hottiechck77 said...

Lauren, I miss you! I hope we get to meet up soon. Please contact me anytime.

Samantha (a.k.a. Lily)

Marlee Theas said...

I miss you sweetpea! I don't know what to do with myself without you around :)