Scorpio (23 October-21 November) - Hey, you don’t have to go into appearance and make anything larger then it currently is. He/She will love you for your mind not your body this week.
Sagittarius (22 November-21 December) - This Thanksgiving you should make sure your prim turkey is fully rezzed. Give him or her that object marked champagne and then pull out some cuddle balls and tryptophan out
Capricorn (22 December-20 January) - Life is great, you just got a new snow emitter and a pair of ice skates but beware, the stars say you could slip this week and be partnered by next.
Aquarius (21 January-19 February) Girls - don’t forget it’s time for some new boots from Phoenix and guys you could go get some nice chest hair.
Pisces (20 February-20 March) Do you remember that cage and other items you picked up at that BDSM. Rez them. copy to inventory. Get an escort. Put on some good music and get naked. Because the stars say today is perfect for a great orgasm
Aries (21 March-20 April) this is a great time of year for you to go shopping. You stars will lead you to bargains and keep you from buying prim skirts that don’t fit.
Taurus (21 April-21 May) -This is a great time of year for both sexes. There are snow angels in Secondlife who could stop your firstlife heart and bring you to Thirdlife with your eyes wide shut.
Gemini (22 May-21 June) Well, you know you are twins so go over to Sarah Nerd and get yourself the new two headed prim baby. Make Gestation twice the fun.
Cancer (22 June-22 July) Have you slept with furrys? Have wild sex with dragon? Or are you still waiting for something special and unusual?
Leo (23 July-22 August) Everything is aligned for you today. Your jewelry will fit. You won’t have to worry about walking around with just one earring on and whether your prim skirt will fit. Now, if only you could find Mr. Right. But he always turns into Mr. Wrong.
Virgo (23 August-21 September) Guys, this is the right time for you to be completely honest with her. Tell her the truth. You just want to try out your new Xcite parts and you don’t want to drag it into some emotional nightmare. She’ll understand but then again she may orbit you too.
Libra (22 September-22 October) - Don’t worry how you smell tonight. Don’t worry about your breath. Don’t worry about sticky, gooey stuff...because this is your Secondlife where you can get a new life as quick as you can say, “ALT”