Second Life Blogging

2011-05-09T19:07:00.001-04:00

Mon6pmSLT 1hr Comedy Lauren, Catfish, SecondLie,Doc, Bubblepop, Pooky, EvaMoon. Treet.TV http://ping.fm/wEXNy

2011-05-01T20:45:00.001-04:00

Lauren Weyland as the voice in a Fake Jewel production (Gor adventure) http://ping.fm/WP9n6

2011-04-26T19:44:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren April 26th @ 5PM SLT @ 6pm JWheels presents LizAday & Xenno http://ping.fm/H0N29

2011-04-12T19:44:00.001-04:00

5pm SLT Apr 12th Tuesday with Lauren and Tamra Sands 6pm SLT http://ping.fm/ZtIpk

2011-04-09T17:32:00.001-04:00

LaurenLive --Spicy comedy in voice SL Saturday 9th April 3pm SLT http://ping.fm/Jvby4

2011-04-05T19:44:00.001-04:00

Tues w Lauren 5pmSLT and then JWheels presents SonyaJevette Charisma Apr 5 6pm SLT http://ping.fm/UG3zF

2011-03-29T19:41:00.001-04:00

Tuesday w/ Lauren 5PM (3 guest comedians) at 6PM JWheels presents Shannon Oherlihy http://ping.fm/YkC8L

2011-03-15T19:45:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren Tuesday, March 15th @ 5PM SLT 6PM Jwheels Presents Sassy Nitely
http://ping.fm/L9jDC

2011-03-12T17:56:00.001-05:00

Last Call LaurenLive RFL3pm slt At 3:30pm the melodic sounds of Wytchwhisperer Sadosky http://ping.fm/7n47H

2011-03-12T17:35:00.001-05:00

EARLY REMINDER LaurenLive RFL 3pm @ 3:30pm the melodic sounds of Wytchwhisperer Sadosky
http://ping.fm/0A9om

2011-03-08T19:44:00.001-05:00

Mardi-Gras with Lauren Today March 8th at 5pm. At 6pm JWheels presents Tamra Sands. http://ping.fm/rDNIw

2011-03-05T12:55:00.001-05:00

I’m being interviewed by Netera Landar at 10am Today Saturday Mar 5th. http://ping.fm/GYV5R Come on by.

2011-03-05T12:34:00.001-05:00

I’m being interviewed by Netera Landar at 10am Today Saturday Mar 5th. http://ping.fm/Yxt58 Come on by.

2011-03-02T18:40:00.001-05:00

LaurenLive at Juel’s Living Room 4pm SLT Mar 2nd NOW
http://ping.fm/IVGbe

2011-03-01T19:37:00.001-05:00

Tonight....Tuesday w/ Lauren 5pm SLT http://ping.fm/4ol7j or watch http://ping.fm/TGQCD

2011-02-22T19:30:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren 5pm. Come early TerryLynn Melody is singing NOW
http://ping.fm/S4hNJ

2011-02-08T19:48:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren.....5pm SLT...Pre-Valentine- Next Show Feb 21st Treet.TV http://ping.fm/ZkJRw

2011-02-01T19:43:00.001-05:00

Tuesday w Lauren 5pm SLT http://ping.fm/fBOsh and then one of the best singers in SL Sonyajevette

2011-01-18T19:44:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren Tonight 5pm SLT - New Jokes-Old Body http://ping.fm/d70nN

2011-01-11T19:44:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren 5pm SLT January 11th (no music tonight) http://ping.fm/drP0z

2011-01-04T19:38:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren 5pm SLT Tonight/Now and music after http://ping.fm/lf624

2010-12-19T18:54:00.001-05:00

Sunday Dec 19th at 4:15pm LaurenLive http://ping.fm/nZZzW

2010-12-14T19:46:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren Tonight 5pm SLT Tonight Dec 14th http://ping.fm/VF45b

2010-12-13T20:39:00.001-05:00

Monday at 6pm SLTDec 13th LaurenLive& Treet.TV at a special location Spendthrift new show http://ping.fm/3jLzw

2010-12-07T19:45:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren & Tuesday, Dec 7th@5PM SLT http://ping.fm/rfJcN at 6pm Jwheels Presents Christopher135 Quan

2010-12-03T17:43:00.001-05:00

Lauren on Grumpy Avatars.....3pm SLT Friday Dec 3rd...Now http://ping.fm/tPv8X

2010-11-30T19:50:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren
Tuesday,November 30th @ 5PM SLT
http://ping.fm/IgtwK

2010-11-23T19:51:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren....Tonight 5pm SLT http://ping.fm/nwZEy

2010-11-22T20:39:00.001-05:00

LaurenLive&TreetTV tnite 6pm SLT MON New location . Billiards, darts and your favorite girl http://ping.fm/QUBbm

2010-11-21T11:39:00.001-05:00

Watch Pooky and I emcee Machinima Expo from 9am SLT at http://ping.fm/XwIGe

2010-11-16T19:43:00.001-05:00

Tuesday with Lauren...5pm SLT Tonight....Now http://ping.fm/Vjrcb

2010-11-02T19:45:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren 5pm SLT @ 6pm JWheels Presents Tamra Sands NOW http://ping.fm/dLTRU

2010-11-02T19:15:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren @ 5pm SLT followed by the one and only Tamra Sands (JWheels Presents) http://ping.fm/oahLQ

2010-10-19T19:27:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren 5pm SLT Jwheels Presents BlindBoink Parham and Ziffy Zarf duel streaming http://ping.fm/75qRV

Tuesday with Lauren TONIGHT 5pm NOW

2010-10-19T19:26:00.002-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren 5pm SLT Jwheels Presents BlindBoink Parham and Ziffy Zarf duel streaming http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cookie/113/250/22.

2010-10-17T16:45:00.001-04:00

Today..Oct 17th at 2pm LaurenLive@Treet.TV The show will be recorded and is only half hour
http://ping.fm/dQIBG

Tuesday with Lauren TONIGHT 5pm NOW

2010-10-12T19:48:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren...Tonight...5pm SLT NOW & LizAday Solo http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cookie/125/244/22

2010-10-10T14:23:00.001-04:00

I will send info late...LaurenLive & A FLURBIL ENCHANTMENT. This will be at the closing ceremonies Braz for the Causesim LoveKats 5pm SLT

2010-10-07T20:50:00.001-04:00

I'll be interviewed on http://ping.fm/8yUtD tonight at 6pm SLT. SO COME LISTEN

2010-10-05T19:48:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren 5pm SLT and then Tamra Sands at 6pm
http://ping.fm/x96Am

2010-09-28T19:39:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren at her new time 5pm SLT and @6pm TerryLynn Melody http://ping.fm/9RyzW

2010-09-21T21:27:00.001-04:00

A Great Interview http://ping.fm/LrVSO

2010-09-21T19:15:00.001-04:00

4:30pm SLT - A quiet Tuesday with Lauren
http://ping.fm/DQ8PN

2010-09-18T17:40:00.001-04:00

LaurenLive today 2:45pm SLT in Paradise.NOW -- come laugh
http://ping.fm/JK2BF

2010-09-14T19:10:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren.....starting tonight at 4:15 pm SLT..... http://ping.fm/WKSE8

2010-09-13T22:02:00.001-04:00

Tonight 7pm SLT The Age of Iron presents LaurenLive - SL comedian . http://ping.fm/UJzTu

2010-09-13T21:49:00.001-04:00

Tonight 4:00pm SLT The Age of Iron presents LaurenLive - SL comedian . http://ping.fm/miLzu

2010-09-12T17:48:00.001-04:00

LAURENLIVE Today Sept 12th 3pmSLT http://ping.fm/2N9xC (should I say more?)

2010-09-11T18:35:00.001-04:00

Join all of us at Treet.TV 4pm SLT Lauren Roasts Wiz. Tonight...Now http://ping.fm/S8dmb

2010-09-07T19:11:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren will start tonight at 4:15. http://ping.fm/SftTK
Then at 5:00 Jwheels Presents BlindBoink Parham

Virtual Girls and Real Men

2010-09-01T11:28:00.001-04:00

It was bound to happen and what does it mean to us girls? Today in the Wall Street Journal comes a story from Japan (often a leader in future virtual worlds) about real men dating virtual women. I am not talking about SecondLife. Nope, these are little digital girls (I guess a bit like ozimals who can talk) on Nintendo DS game "Love-Plus+"™

These love girls are actually cute cartoon schoolgirls so before the school year begins the men are taking them on a romantic vacation (in firstlife). YES....YES...AND MORE YES....the men are renting hotel rooms (some actually renting an extra room for their lovely virtual girlfriend.) All of this since next week the girls will be in class (whatever that means? Are they going to Rockcliff University?)

Konami™ is the game creator. But, it's the choice of three girls that make this happen. There's the Manaka, Rinko, Nene. Each has a differently personality. To read more about this go to the article in the Wall Street Journal Wall Street Journal Article

Anyhow, if Japanese men can spend a $1,000 on a weekend with their Konami™girlfriend I think we girls in SL are just to 'inexpensive'.

Got to love the virtual world

2010-08-31T19:22:00.001-04:00

Tonight...Lauren at 4:30...Tamra at 5:30. Your ex at 6pm. See you here...Tuesday Aug 31 http://ping.fm/2U4Tf

2010-08-30T18:44:00.001-04:00

Metaverse Island presents LaurenLive Comedy.4pm August 30 Monday. http://ping.fm/EEc7s

LaurenLive Fourth Season Premier

2010-08-23T21:17:00.002-04:00

Tuesday August 24th (4:30pm SLT) the Fourth Season of LaurenLive starts. I know I haven't blogged in a long time but I hope you really get a chance to come by the show. It will be at Tropical Treet and recorded...DRESS WILD...FUN ...EXCITING....see you Tuesday...love Lauren http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tropical%20Treet/113/19/25

2010-08-17T19:19:00.001-04:00

Tuesday..time 4:30pm SLT....come hang, talk and also listen to LizAday sing. Comedy, http://ping.fm/IXbMc

2010-08-10T19:21:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren 4:30pm http://ping.fm/OhLvC

2010-08-03T19:09:00.001-04:00

Naked Comedy Tuesday with Lauren - tonight - 4:30pm
http://ping.fm/odbBS

2010-07-27T19:28:00.001-04:00

Tuesday with Lauren tonight 4:30pm Music & Mayhem http://ping.fm/Q7tC2

2010-07-26T22:24:00.001-04:00

a special RezDay party You are invited...come on down...great music and I'm up at 8pm SLT http://ping.fm/ID0f5

2010-07-20T20:24:00.001-04:00

Iâ€™m in the house...come on..Tuesday with Lauren ...now http://ping.fm/QIyHh

Tuesday

2010-07-18T18:06:00.000-04:00

All I can say to all of you are these words from the song "By Your Side" by Sade

You think I'd leave your side baby

You know me better than that

You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees

I wouldn't do that

I'll tell you you're right when you want

and if only you could see into me

Oh when you're cold, I'll be there

Hold you tight to me

When you're on the outside baby and you can't get in

I will show you, you're so much better then you know

When you're lost and you're alone and you can't bet back again

I will find you darling and I will bring you home

And if you want to cry

I am here to dry your eyes

And in no time, you'll be fine

See you all Tuesday @ 4:30pm SLT and go see "Inception" with Leonard DiCaprio

Guess the Question

2010-07-13T22:42:00.000-04:00

Where in The World is Lauren

2010-07-05T11:11:00.000-04:00

Don't want any of you to think I'm gone. I just needed some time to shape up my handler in firstlife We've been playing tennis, exercising, cooking, working and I've been thinking of a new show for August. (he's not so good at thinking but he's a man so I forgive him.)

For the past three years I've performed in SecondLife thanks to all of you and I felt I needed to weed out the good material from the bad. Also, my handler's body needed a major overhaul. Here I was in SecondLife watching what I was eating and keeping my figure tight and low body fat while he was
eating at the computer and thinking typing was an exercise.
So last month a crazy thing happened. I got to look out of SecondLife and see my handler. I was ashamed to go out with him and told him to shape up or I'd find another handler.

Anyhow, he got the message and by August (SLCC-Boston) he will look OK....not great mind you. But what do you expect? Look what I'm working with.

Dear friends, family and supporters I miss you and I'll be back soon.

Love Lauren

LaurenLive&Treet.TV@SL7B

2010-06-23T20:52:00.000-04:00

2010-06-21T20:26:00.001-04:00

LaurenLive SL7B & Treet.TV. 6pm SLT. June 21 My last show until late August. http://ping.fm/Bs21c

2010-06-19T23:47:00.001-04:00

LaurenLive 9pm SLT NOW...Jun 19th. Helen Keller Day http://ping.fm/df4Oj

2010-06-19T12:38:00.001-04:00

10 am SLT Sat-Now- Lauren interviewed by Writerâ€™s Realm Netera Landar http://ping.fm/Nhoyb

2010-06-15T19:18:00.001-04:00

Tuesday Night with Lauren http://ping.fm/3aMZW
4:30pm SLT tonight (now)

Summertime

2010-06-15T09:06:00.000-04:00

Summertime in SecondLife finds many avatars let their handlers go out in Firstlife and gather enough Vitamin D to make it through the future winter.

My handler has been growing tomatoes, beans, herbs, squash and other non-prim/sculptie objects.

Interesting when I've gotten in-world I've had several friends from over a year ago wander in and say hello and many friends away.

Update - my last two shows (possibly until late August) since I am taking performing off for the month of July - are
June 19th - 9pm SLT Helen Keller - if you've never been before this is an incredible event.
June 21st - 6pm SLT SecondLife 7 Birthday - This will be filmed so brush your hair.

But, I will be back on the blog scene discussing the constant complaints about SecondLife and why the BP Oil spill may come to a sim near you.

News From the Home Front

2010-06-10T06:59:00.000-04:00

There's not much I can say but this does seem a bit troubling. Especially the part of 'no growth' and how important issuing Linden dollars is to Linden Labs

http://www.massively.com/2010/06/07/linden-lab-laying-off-staff-closing-singapore-office/

I'll be away for a few days but then back for 2 big shows Helen Keller on June 19th at 9pm SLT and SL7B on June 21st at 6pm. Hope you are all fine.

Love Lauren

2010-06-08T19:16:00.001-04:00

Tuesday June 8th @4:30pm SLT with Lauren 211 Things a Clever Girl Can Doâ€ http://ping.fm/lvcBn

Weddings and Ozimals

2010-06-02T09:28:00.002-04:00

2010-06-01T19:20:00.001-04:00

Lauren Tuesday 4:30pm Then at 5:30 Jwheels Presents Bart and Whirl http://ping.fm/eIezg

2010-05-30T18:42:00.001-04:00

LaurenLive at SecondPride Festival 4 pm SLT May 30th
http://ping.fm/9Na9O

2010-05-29T07:27:00.001-04:00

Are you in world...come say hello 4:45am SLT Iâ€™ll be on for 15 minutes RELAY FOR LIFE http://ping.fm/ZfddH

2010-05-25T19:13:00.001-04:00

Tonight LaurenLive&Treet.TV 4:30pm SLT. Come be on Internet TV and hear a new show http://ping.fm/qoDo9

2010-05-24T21:36:00.001-04:00

7pm SLT LaurenLive - it’s pretty crowded. http://ping.fm/ZKrpx

Viewer 3.0

2010-05-16T14:15:00.002-04:00

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

2010-05-16T14:08:00.000-04:00

I want to thank all of you who helped me in the drive to raise funds for "Relay For Life". My goal was to raise 69,696 Lindens over 4 hours. The goal was reached in just over an hour. There are so many people to thank for this but most importantly is where the money goes. I do a few benefits a year close to my heart. One, "Coats for Kids" no longer seems to raise funds in SL. Others don't look for funds. Such as "Helen Keller Day" coming June 19th or SecondPride.

So far I've done 2 events this year for "Relay For Life" and have one more left to do. So Thank You for your love, friendship, support and being my friend.

The American Cancer Society Relay For Life is a life-changing event that gives everyone in communities across the globe a chance to celebrate the lives of people who have battled cancer, remember loved ones lost, and fight back against the disease. At Relay, teams of people camp out at a local high school, park, or fairground and take turns walking or running around a track or path. Each team is asked to have a representative on the track at all times during the event. Because cancer never sleeps, Relays are overnight events up to 24 hours in length.

2010-05-15T17:40:00.001-04:00

Lauren in Jail. Relay for Life. Come bail me out. http://ping.fm/V82Wf I’m Jail Bait now

2010-05-06T20:42:00.001-04:00

Korto's Third World Bar Presents "Lauren Live" May 6th @6PM SLT
Lauren explains SL http://ping.fm/PszuA

2010-05-05T19:12:00.001-04:00

Tonight....Talking with Lauren 4:30pm SLT (Wed) - I’m here now. http://ping.fm/DZzQR

When SL Bores You what do you do?

2010-05-05T07:51:00.000-04:00

This interesting question was posed to me the other night. We've all become bored at some point in SL. For some it's a reason to say, "I'm quitting SL" as if doing so will get to the root of why you got bored in SL.

Boredom has many tentacles.
a. Close friends suddenly find another outlet for time they spent with you.
b. A love connection finally goes dead
c. Looking at the screen tires your eyes.
d. Nothing seems new and exciting anymore
e. You existenialize your SL
f. You find a cure

But, as in any life it's up to you to re-spark. And there are many ways to do this either in SL or even out.

One sure way to get rid of SL Boredom is to turn on regular TV. That will have you running back into SL faster then you probably want.

Another way, in world, is to simply start off on a new expedition or experience. This can be done by simply searching for something in SL you've never thought of before. (ie. Churchs, comedy -- oops they both start with C and they are both funny.) I have a friend who has created a major bunny plantation. If you had asked her would she do this she may have said 'no.' But she's having a whole new SL fun experience.

Go role-play in a group you didn't think you were interested in. Think of SL like a partner and sometimes let your partner open up new worlds for you.

If you are bored right now I suggest you go see "Alice in WonderSLand" which is a play by the Avatar Repertory Theater Company. (contact Avajean Westland or just go to XStreet and buy the tickets).

Look at your friends list.....there must be someone there you haven't spent time with but yet you made friends. Contact them and see what they are enjoying.

Most important to me is SecondLife is my life just as FirstLife is. I neither can nor want to escape either of them. I will forever be exploring new places, revisiting old and enjoying friends.

Later I must go in-world and see if there is a sim called "Boredom"

Love, Lauren

2010-04-30T17:37:00.001-04:00

Friday April 30th LaurenLive 3pm (Now) Second Pride Benefit. There are jokes you never heard http://ping.fm/22s1y

2010-04-28T19:14:00.001-04:00

Wednesday with Lauren (Girls it’s Boobquake night) Wed April 28th @ 4:30 Now http://ping.fm/kyZcQ

2010-04-23T21:42:00.001-04:00

Come enjoy Friday night with Lauren at "Undisclosed Desires" Show is starting now http://ping.fm/KFH07

Controversy

2010-04-22T07:55:00.002-04:00

You'd think we were dealing with the Greek debt issue the way conversation has been regarding Viewer 2.0 (also known as the CryPad and SLVistaViewer.) Besides all the functional difficulties with it there is its 'non-immersive' quality. It appears to be the "You Tube" version of SecondLife. My handler says it doesn't bother him but it's me living in a virtual world not him.

Viewer 2.0 makes me think the M in M. Linden stands for 'mistake.' And mistakes aren't something we can well afford as SecondLifers right now.

Think of this 'Zynga' the Facebook game maker (I think the founders aren't old enough to get off the Teen Grid.) has sold $480,000,000 (dollars...not Linden) of Virtual Merchandise over the past year. Now that's a lot of sculptie skirts.

I've heard, rumor, Microsoft's X-box players get a still cartoon image for their player. Apparently, last year, they bought little emblems (school, football, baseball) of teams they like to stick on their breast pocket. Total dollar sales for MSFT $250,000,000

Three years ago I remember firstlife friends in shocked disbelief (no not because of my avie) but when I said I owned virtual land and bought virtual clothes. Well, those numbers above simply shout out, "Who's laughing now."

If only SL was a web based immersive world tied to the various social networks. Example, when you opened Facebook a small window below would actually be you in SL and you could maximize that if you wanted to. No need to download a program.

And, when virtual merchandise has a 'digital watermark' and therefore can be 'owned' by the buyer to keep or sell we will see 'virtual merchandise' trading at Sotheby's and/or Christie's auction houses for serious money. (Ok.....maybe not them but you get the idea. Everything you buy would be YOURS' to wear, stain, keep or sell.

Perhaps there will be a day when my SL avie can walk into WOW (World of Warcraft) and ask, "Do you know where I can get inoculated against the 'corrupted blood plague' or do you know where the "WalMart" store is in WOW (yes WalMart is getting into the Virtual clothing business.)

Anyhow, thanks to all of you who support me regularly and for those who made my 300th show on Tuesday. I ended the Third Season and am now doing only 'specials' and 'reruns' until September 1st when LaurenLive will start the "Fourth Season" Don't forget, if you missed a show go to LaurenLive@Treet.TV and if you want to email me Lauren's Mailbox

2010-04-20T19:15:00.001-04:00

Tonight 4:30pm SLT LaurenLive@Treet.TV Come celebrate the 300th show http://ping.fm/aL3X5

FirstLife vs SecondLife

2010-04-19T07:51:00.000-04:00

FL - Carry-on luggage has an additional charge and the size keeps getting smaller (airplane)
SL - Take your entire inventory with you when you fly or teleport.

don't you prefer having all 3,000 of your dresses and 3,000 pair of shoes with you when you travel. Only in SL is that possible. You can take your fine jewelry with you and not worry about losing it.

FL - monthly credit card statement
SL - pay as you go

You can't buy something in SL unless you have the Lindens so there is no tears with a monthly statement. And remember, it's not your spending in SL that's a problem, it's the monthly statement you get in FirstLife.

FL - diet, exercise, eat no sugar, eat no fat and still you look like a People Magazine reject.
SL - eat all the SecondLife chocolates. Enjoy the Southern Fried chicken. Slide bar left.

Okay this should be real simple thought. If you can't figure out which is better you don't need bleach.

FL - Divorce is a lengthy and costly experience.
SL - De-partnering is 25L and you don't even have to talk to him to get it done.

In Firstlife the fight over the dog is way too much and when he says, "do you know how much I spent on you," especially at the wrong time of the month looking for the hammer in his tool kit is way too much energy expended on a jerk. But, in SecondLife you may still be emotionally broken but you can immediately go out clubbing and not worry about the weight you gained during the relationship.

FL - You find the perfect skirt and the right shoes to go with the outfit you've been putting together but they don't have your size.
SL - The store is never out of your size.

There's even more delightful aspects of this. You can alter your clothing right away and be at the ball the same night. And should you find yourself at his house the next morning with your dress crumpled on the floor you can simply get up....click TAKE...click HOME and you don't have to worry if you took your makeup off and you don't need to send the dress to the dry cleaners which in FirstLife could cost you $50 (unless you were wearing suede, then it will cost you the same price you paid for the skirt to have it cleaned.)

Remember these few thoughts the next time you are complaining about the problems of SecondLife. SecondLife will always have issues but so does FirstLife. Both should be viewed for their joys and the nice thing is, what doesn't work in FirstLife usually does in SecondLife.

2010-04-14T19:11:00.001-04:00

Talking With Lauren Wednesday, April 14th @ 4:30 SLT http://ping.fm/oHOA4 Tax Time in the USA

2010-04-13T22:28:00.001-04:00

Chantal, Lorin and Lauren http://ping.fm/Ru0Ct

2010-04-07T19:12:00.001-04:00

Wednesday with Lauren Wednesday, April 7 @ 4:30 SLT http://ping.fm/mzfc4 Your big secret exposed tonight

arklo.com : Seccond Life "But Is It Art" - Peter Hagerty 2010

2010-04-06T22:12:00.000-04:00

arklo.com : Seccond Life "But Is It Art" - Peter Hagerty 2010

New TOS Agreement (Part 1)

2010-04-03T18:46:00.000-04:00

Effective date: April 30, 2010

Welcome to Second Life! This agreement will take you nearly three years read but it will be more user friendly then our new viewer 2.0 also called the"cry pad or SLVista 2.0. By using Second you agree and accept these Terms of Service including learning how to live in Gor and to enjoy crashes and other related fun aspects of Second Life. If you do not so agree, you should decline this Agreement, in which case you are prohibited from accessing or using SecondLife. This Agreement includes both terms above and the following 14 sections which we have to create in a 4 point font which is only readable wearing the new SL 38DDD glasses which come with the purchase of a resident account and 5 box tops from Fruit Loops

This Agreement may be changed by Linden Lab effective immediately using Section 13.4.
1.We may demolish the free Linden House we gave you at any time and for any cause including delusions of grandeur by the Lindens and their children.
2.Age requirement will vary according to your level of immaturity
3.There is a strict policy of 'no smoking' or 'drinking' on any PG sim.
4.If you are on the Teen Grid you may only have protected sex if parent approved
5.Our age verification process is based on 'font recognition'
6.If you've been suspended you may not leave your firstlife home during the suspension.

You agree to provide accurate, current and complete information about yourself as well as register all non-human avatars. The registration process will take place at the James Cameron "Avatar Hotel' located on Pandora. All alts will need to be both fingerprinted and will be issued a 'blue card.'

You are responsible for all activities conducted through your Account including supporting SL children you conceive and agree to arbitrate all departnerings with Goodbye Linden

If you fail to pay during a billing cycle your avatar will be forced into sexual servitude until the bill is paid and you may not log on and see what he/she/it is doing to earn said money.

Linden Lab is not responsible for particle stains, pixel scars and/or prim losses.

Also, this agreement states you realize this is a virtual world and you will get food and water on the other side for sustenance. Should your handler die we are not responsible for firstlife funeral cost but we will be happy to have your avatar turned into one of the stars in world for a small fee of 10,000 Lindens paid in advance. For 25,000 Lindens we will name such star. For 50,000 Lindens we will not tell your mother or wife you were in world. For 100,000 Lindens we will not publish your SL gender or species in your local paper.

(more to follow)

2010-04-03T17:42:00.001-04:00

Lailu Loon's play Oxymoronic Fusion plays opens in 15 mins. LM is http://ping.fm/HprBM

2010-04-01T19:41:00.001-04:00

Thursday April Fools Day with Lauren at 5pm SLT http://ping.fm/81k3O

2010-03-31T18:58:00.001-04:00

Wednesday with Lauren Wednesday, March 31st @ 4:30 SLT bring a friend or lover
http://ping.fm/GJJt7

Spring Has Sprung

2010-03-24T08:52:00.003-04:00

Girls it's time for us to put away our winter clothes and get out our spring dresses. You know what that means.......you need to get in shape for SecondLife bikini weather that is just around the corner.

1. Slide bar left (to fit bikini)
2. Shave, Wax, Moisturize
3. Get a new hair style (see below)
4. Get colorful with your clothes and makeup.
5. Don't get pregnant (summer is a terrible time to be in your second or third trimester)

No more eating cake at weddings. No more "I'll just eat the whole box of chocolates." No more, "It's only a pint of ice cream."

Things I'd love to know from those who read this blog.

1. your favorite place to go dance.
2. your favorite sim to go relax

Since I'm going out-of-town till Monday I need to keep this brief but I want you all to know I carry each of you in my heart no matter where I am. And everyday when you are working hard in firstlife either at a job or simply trying your best to get through the travails of life remember let the 'Pixel Power Be With You."

Oh drat, I have to call my stylist and get my prim blond hair colored. I just hate how quickly SL prim hair grows and how expensive the particle dye is. Ooops! Dare I look below?

2010-03-23T19:21:00.001-04:00

Tonight soon laugh with Lauren. 4:30pmSTL New Show, same old broad. http://ping.fm/Fo8yg Treet.TV

2010-03-23T18:37:00.001-04:00

Just a reminder. LaurenLive@Treet.TV tonight 4:30pm SLT http://ping.fm/SitT6